No I'm not still drunk
Are unicorns real?
Wait no no no haha guys, remember that time I thought unicorns were real?
Actually wait, are they real?
Now I'm questioning it
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN CINEMA HISTORY AN AMERICAN MADE MOVIE SWAPS FANATICAL PATRIOTISM FOR BASIC HUMAN DECENCY EVEN THOUGH THE MOVIE ITSELF IS CALLED CAPTAIN AMERICA AND IT DOESN’T GET ANY MORE PATRIOTIC THAN THAT BUT MARVEL CHOSE A DIFFERENT PATH AND I’M THANKFUL FOR THAT pardon my capslock
and in a fantastic plot twist, the answer was not to nuke the enemy
"your password is weak" fuck you
someone finally said it i don’t even listen to this band but this is exactly how i feel, they’re not therapists, they’re just musicians (read from bottom to top)
telle smith speaks the truth
Yo tumblr, listen to Telle and stop turning depression and self harm into a fucking trend. Also, a band didn’t save your life, YOU saved your life.
feelings are so complicated i don’t know if i like you or i’m just bored
phil dunphy is the type of parent i want to be