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  • Tyler Oakley:

    No I'm not still drunk

  • Tyler Oakley:

    Are unicorns real?

  • Tyler Oakley:

    Wait no no no haha guys, remember that time I thought unicorns were real?

  • Tyler Oakley:

    Actually wait, are they real?

  • Tyler Oakley:

    Now I'm questioning it

allxthirteen:

theladylillibet:

black-nata:

AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN CINEMA HISTORY AN AMERICAN MADE MOVIE SWAPS FANATICAL PATRIOTISM FOR BASIC HUMAN DECENCY EVEN THOUGH THE MOVIE ITSELF IS CALLED CAPTAIN AMERICA AND IT DOESN’T GET ANY MORE PATRIOTIC THAN THAT BUT MARVEL CHOSE A DIFFERENT PATH AND I’M THANKFUL FOR THAT pardon my capslock

and in a fantastic plot twist, the answer was not to nuke the enemy

the-yolocaust:

"your password is weak" fuck you

bigcuppajoe:

righthrough:

yeahbarakat:

someone finally said it i don’t even listen to this band but this is exactly how i feel, they’re not therapists, they’re just musicians (read from bottom to top)

telle smith speaks the truth

Yo tumblr, listen to Telle and stop turning depression and self harm into a fucking trend. Also, a band didn’t save your life, YOU saved your life.

cumfort:

feelings are so complicated i don’t know if i like you or i’m just bored

eatabutt420:

fuckinglesbian:

thorsies:

having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”

I feel so uncomfortable

this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read

chambersjustin:

phil dunphy is the type of parent i want to be

darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*